Two Naughty Boys
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They
were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.
If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably
involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been
successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to
see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a
booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you
know where God is, son?'
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the
question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?'
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his
voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
'Where is God?'
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove
into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother
found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?'
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG
trouble this time,'
(I just LOVE reading this next line...)
'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'
Two Naughty Boys
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Two Naughty Boys
~Julie
XVIII ABN Corps, Desert Storm Jan '91-May'91
319th MI BN May '91-Sept '93
"With the power of conviction, there is no sacrifice."
XVIII ABN Corps, Desert Storm Jan '91-May'91
319th MI BN May '91-Sept '93
"With the power of conviction, there is no sacrifice."
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- Tadpole
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Julieanne, That was cute, thanks for posting it, great example of wait for it in telling it too ![LOL :lol:](./images/smilies/o_icon_lol.gif)
![LOL :lol:](./images/smilies/o_icon_lol.gif)
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."