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Steadfast
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While my girlfriend was at work her sister came by and for 2 cigarettes I cheapened myself and fucked her much to the dismay of my girlfriend. I told her a guy can get horny thinking about her while she is workin and that her sister made me go mad with lust. After the sex I told her to keep the pack of smokes. She drained me better than my girlfriend but I told my honey her sister, I lied wasn't half the lay she (my honey) was. After awhile she warmed up to me and I had to perform much to her liking. How could I do anything less I ask. My girlfriends sister stayed the night and I went outside and relaxed. When I came back in I caught my girlfriend rubbin' her clitty. She told me she awokened and thought I was screwing her sister again on the couch. I just came in from outside I told her. She invited me to come and taste the fruits between her legs. What could I do? I luv flesh eating a woman.

It is always nice to get screwed for but 2 cigarettes. :lol:
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Me and the Ol' Lady had "Rodeo Sex" one time. That's where you're doing her from behind, reach up and grab a hand full of her hair, and whisper in her ear, "Your sister is a LOT better fuck than you are"......then see if you can hold on for eight seconds. 8)
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Steadfast
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Slowpoke wrote:Me and the Ol' Lady had "Rodeo Sex" one time. That's where you're doing her from behind, reach up and grab a hand full of her hair, and whisper in her ear, "Your sister is a LOT better fuck than you are"......then see if you can hold on for eight seconds. 8)
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2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
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Welcome to the site Joe.

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Blondie
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hi

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You CAN STARE AT MY AVATAR JOE!!!!!! WELCOME BABY !! ARE YOU ALWAYS SO SERIOUS????????? AND WELL MANNERED???? CHILL OUT RELAX AND HAVE FUN!!!!!! :wink: :wink:
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Abell9 wrote:Welcome, Joe....glad to have you. I can see why you were reluctant to divuldge who sent you here....an identical endorsement would be from Michael Jackson. :lol:
I wouldn't have told anyone either... :oops: :wink:

But as an old LEO, I gotta say welcome. You'll find a bunch of great guys around here. Welcome and enjoy.

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Sorry I didn't do this before...Welcome!
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Welcome to the board.
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Post by RideGrrl »

I'm kind of late, but welcome anyway! I won't make you stand alone as the only one to admit it... I was referred by Ranger BadMuther too. 8)
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