Here's Your Sign

LRP1 · Post by **LRP1** » June 18th, 2007, 11:38 am

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the
wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
was laughing so hard!

WALMART WON'T let me shop there anymore!!!

Jason113 · Post by **Jason113** » June 18th, 2007, 12:13 pm

LOL!!!

Oto-Man · Post by **Oto-Man** » June 18th, 2007, 12:29 pm

HEEERRREESS yer sign!!!!!

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » June 19th, 2007, 4:02 pm

Cal next time i stop by your house, and i yell ........"CHEESE"

you better not come running

LRP1 · Post by **LRP1** » June 19th, 2007, 4:12 pm

Oh, That little B eats more cheese than my fridg will hold...

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » June 19th, 2007, 4:20 pm

I survived a fishing trip once, thanks to Miller Lite and a bag of dog treats....

RLTW
EP

FIST TEAM LTR · Post by **FIST TEAM LTR** » June 20th, 2007, 6:21 am

Hey,
That looks just like my Purina Fucking joke no one must have read.
Jeez Plagerized from only a few days ago.
You krinkled my black heart .

rgrjoe175 · Post by **rgrjoe175** » June 20th, 2007, 7:30 am

FIST TEAM LTR wrote:Hey,
That looks just like my Purina Fucking joke no one must have read.
Jeez Plagerized from only a few days ago.
You krinkled my black heart .

I read yours. I actually like the punch line on yours better, so quit snivelling...

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » June 20th, 2007, 10:08 am

LRP1 wrote:Oh, That little B eats more cheese than my fridg will hold...

Bet you have stock in local dairy farms......

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