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Ranger175csar wrote:
Who has beer and greasy steak?
here ya' go! :D

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Sometimes, I wish I could eat my children.



Will somebody get me a damn beer?
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Whine ass weak willed spineless do gooder ass clowns need to be beaten collectively with a tire iron. :x
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"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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Nurse asks a crazy guy at the mental hospital where work that always talks to himself "Sir, who are you talking to?"

Crazy guy says "I don't know but I wish he would introduce his damn self already."
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hang it, FIRE!!!!

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Tenn-RGR wrote:I love TDY. :twisted:
I love TOB's. (Tig Ole Bitties) :twisted:
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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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It sucks now that this site goes down more than a 1st batter. Never thought such a thing would be possible. :shock:
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Ranger Luna wrote:It sucks now that this site goes down more than a 1st batter. Never thought such a thing would be possible. :shock:
A great many things come to mind 3rd Batt butt monkey....such as your affinity to understand the secret of the Foreskin and liking Smegma on your crackers.....but I am much to mature to comment on such frivolity of debase nature.
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"The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."

AND

"Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."
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Post by SAVAGE^ »

I want to buy a midget Asian and put it in a birdcage! :twisted:
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