List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

cams · Post by **cams** » January 27th, 2007, 1:49 pm

BS502 wrote:
Invictus wrote:Don't do it SB...everytime you procreate with a yankee, Jesus cries.

That's some fucked up shit right there. And you thought this was funny? Fucker.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » January 27th, 2007, 2:33 pm

cams wrote:
BS502 wrote:
Invictus wrote:Don't do it SB...everytime you procreate with a yankee, Jesus cries.
That's some fucked up shit right there. And you thought this was funny? Fucker.

oh, there ain't nothin funny about it. Invictus was serious.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » January 28th, 2007, 12:40 am

KW Driver wrote:
cams wrote:
BS502 wrote:
That's some fucked up shit right there. And you thought this was funny? Fucker.
oh, there ain't nothin funny about it. Invictus was serious.

Believe that...JC told me that shit himself....

Rico · Post by **Rico** » January 29th, 2007, 7:46 pm

My favorite to date:

GSXRanger wrote:Again, do NOT short change yourself. Always look forward, never back... and NEVER down!!

Got it?

Cheers!!!

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » January 30th, 2007, 8:14 am

cams wrote:
BS502 wrote:
Invictus wrote:Don't do it SB...everytime you procreate with a yankee, Jesus cries.
That's some fucked up shit right there. And you thought this was funny? Fucker.

........Oh yeah .....thats was funny.....

cams · Post by **cams** » January 30th, 2007, 1:10 pm

rgrpuck wrote:
cams wrote:
BS502 wrote:
That's some fucked up shit right there. And you thought this was funny? Fucker.
........Oh yeah .....thats was funny.....

Damn man, just ain't right is all......

Here I am wishing happy birthdays to Rebel chics with blond hair, defending the pride of the Confederate flag and southern history, and whop! You mutha's turn on me in a southern second (bout ten minutes ya slow fuckin' mopes!) just cause I'm a Northerner, not a yankee, a Northerner, you fags!

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » January 30th, 2007, 1:45 pm

cams wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:
cams wrote: That's some fucked up shit right there. And you thought this was funny? Fucker.
........Oh yeah .....thats was funny.....
Damn man, just ain't right is all...... Here I am wishing happy birthdays to Rebel chics with blond hair, defending the pride of the Confederate flag and southern history, and whop! You mutha's turn on me in a southern second (bout ten minutes ya slow fuckin' mopes!) just cause I'm a Northerner, not a yankee, a Northerner, you fags!

I'm sorry Ranger Cams, but aren't you North of the Mason Dixon and East of the Mississippi?.....

cams · Post by **cams** » January 30th, 2007, 1:54 pm

MrsDocMac wrote:
cams wrote:
rgrpuck wrote: ........Oh yeah .....thats was funny.....
Damn man, just ain't right is all...... Here I am wishing happy birthdays to Rebel chics with blond hair, defending the pride of the Confederate flag and southern history, and whop! You mutha's turn on me in a southern second (bout ten minutes ya slow fuckin' mopes!) just cause I'm a Northerner, not a yankee, a Northerner, you fags!
I'm sorry Ranger Cams, but aren't you North of the Mason Dixon and East of the Mississippi?.....

Silence enemy!!! Unless you show some...........some..........some tata's, with a sticky note no-less, you will immediately throw a back-azimuth to the kitchen and make sammiches until called upon to fetch beer. Go. Now.

Man, tough crowd for a bunch of rebs. I'm surprised you'all lost the way you band together here.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » January 30th, 2007, 1:58 pm

It wasn't a loss.... it was a tactical retreat and regroup.... we're just biding our time is all....

BTW, did you want ham or turkey sammiches?

cams · Post by **cams** » January 30th, 2007, 2:11 pm

MrsDocMac wrote:It wasn't a loss.... it was a tactical retreat and regroup.... we're just biding our time is all....

BTW, did you want ham or turkey sammiches?

A nice breast of chic....ken will do just fine ma'am.

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » January 30th, 2007, 7:14 pm

MrsDocMac wrote:
cams wrote:
rgrpuck wrote: ........Oh yeah .....thats was funny.....
Damn man, just ain't right is all...... Here I am wishing happy birthdays to Rebel chics with blond hair, defending the pride of the Confederate flag and southern history, and whop! You mutha's turn on me in a southern second (bout ten minutes ya slow fuckin' mopes!) just cause I'm a Northerner, not a yankee, a Northerner, you fags!
I'm sorry Ranger Cams, but aren't you North of the Mason Dixon and East of the Mississippi?.....

While Ranger Invictus is clearly right -- at least from what I remember from Sunday School -- we gotta keep in mind, MrsDocMac, that the term "yankee" means something entirely different to a Red Sox fan.

Right, Ranger cams?

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » January 31st, 2007, 9:15 am

Tater Nuts wrote:
GSXRanger wrote:
*** Edit *** What the FUCK is a SEAL Challenge???

A grueling test where you must identify an assortment of the latest hair care products while blindfolded, wearing a kapok life preserver, and standing in a bucket of icewater. One must rely on sense of smell, taste and texture only.

cams · Post by **cams** » January 31st, 2007, 1:01 pm

SouthernBlonde wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:
cams wrote: Damn man, just ain't right is all...... Here I am wishing happy birthdays to Rebel chics with blond hair, defending the pride of the Confederate flag and southern history, and whop! You mutha's turn on me in a southern second (bout ten minutes ya slow fuckin' mopes!) just cause I'm a Northerner, not a yankee, a Northerner, you fags!
I'm sorry Ranger Cams, but aren't you North of the Mason Dixon and East of the Mississippi?.....
While Ranger Invictus is clearly right -- at least from what I remember from Sunday School -- we gotta keep in mind, MrsDocMac, that the term "yankee" means something entirely different to a Red Sox fan.

Right, Ranger cams?

Well ain't it about time you remembered your Sunday School lesson's little lady?!!

Remember what used to happen after Sunday School let out?!!

WA-WA-WA!!!!!!

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » February 5th, 2007, 1:00 pm

cams wrote:
and gave me an apple sized nut for the last 16 months
Get yourself a matching set and you might just make through to my beloved Regiment.

Classic Ranger cams.

And, yes, I have some very fond memories of what used to happen after Sunday School let out...how did you know?