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EvilCouch wrote:More fun with numbers.

If only you and dead people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:What word starting with the letter "P" will decribe a person with 2 hearts and why?
Pregnant. Baby has a heart and so does the mother (assuming there is just one bun in the oven...).
Correct Smiley! :D
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MrsDocMac wrote:
EvilCouch wrote:More fun with numbers.

If only you and dead people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?
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Negative. :D
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EvilCouch wrote:More fun with numbers.

If only you and dead people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?
Ranger EvilCouch, is it 17?
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Post by EvilCouch »

Nope.

You're on the right track. Hexadecimal doesn't mean 16, though. It means that it's a base-16 counting system. 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E,F

The counting system we normally use is base-10. 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
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Re: Riddle me this:

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Scuba Wino wrote:A little late, but what the hell!
Anouar wrote:4. What is black when you marry it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
My wife.........
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EvilCouch wrote:More fun with numbers.

If only you and dead people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?
57006

dead in this sentence actually represents a number, specifically 57005. That plus me = 57006.
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RangerX wrote:
EvilCouch wrote:More fun with numbers.

If only you and dead people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?
57006

dead in this sentence actually represents a number, specifically 57005. That plus me = 57006.
Correct.
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The life I lead is just mere hours or less,
I serve all my time by being consumed.
I am quickest when thin, slowest when fat,
And wind is the bane of the gift that I bring.
What am I?
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289sotherhalf wrote:The life I lead is just mere hours or less,
I serve all my time by being consumed.
I am quickest when thin, slowest when fat,
And wind is the bane of the gift that I bring.
What am I?
Image
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)

Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Correct, Ranger RangerX.
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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fire?
Commo
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

fatmandu wrote:fire?
You are correct.
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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