Random thought of the moment.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » October 10th, 2006, 11:18 am

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Carry on.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 10th, 2006, 11:23 am

The movie "Jurassic Park" has it all wrong. Tyrannosauri Rex don't run around like ostriches. In terms of body structure, they are more similar to kangaroos -- thick back legs, skinny forelegs, and a long tail for balance. I think the T-Rex used to get around by bouncing. They'd leap around everywhere and make a lot of noise. They'd catch pterodactyls in mid-flight. They'd take down a Brontosaurus by jumping on its neck. I'm glad those bad boys aren't around anymore.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 10th, 2006, 11:27 am

Rock Island Ranger · October 10th, 2006, 11:59 am

If a Fireant was as large as a small Poodle, it would be able to lift a car, kill whole cities of people and have enough venom to...to...to...really fuck you up!

:?

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » October 10th, 2006, 2:48 pm

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way???? :?

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » October 10th, 2006, 2:56 pm

Are zebras white with black stripes ....or black with white stripes ?

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 10th, 2006, 3:27 pm

Scuba Wino wrote:Is my shlong that big, or are my wifes hands that small?

No, you just need to change the prescription for your mask......

Oto-Man · Post by **Oto-Man** » October 10th, 2006, 4:04 pm

First it was spinach...then carrot juice...now lettuce...whats next?

I'm just glad I gave up eating Vegitables years ago...they are too hard to get back in the wheelchair.

and...

They asked Mark Foley what the hardest thing was about dating a 10 year old boy...he said getting the blood and poop stains out of the clown suit.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » October 10th, 2006, 5:11 pm

Darksaga wrote:Random thought of the moment.

My balls itch!

Ranger Bill · Post by **Ranger Bill** » October 10th, 2006, 5:22 pm

Should I really have the third martini? the fourth? etc.?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 10th, 2006, 5:23 pm

rgrpuck wrote:Are zebras white with black stripes ....or black with white stripes ?

Unfortunatly, there is no black and white answer to this question. According to Sciencebob.com it says:
"The answer to this question comes down to perspective. Many zoologists would say that a zebra is white because its stripes end towards the belly and the belly is mostly white.

Others would say that a zebra is black because if you shaved all the fur off a zebra the skin is mostly black. So it really depends on how you want to look at it."

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 10th, 2006, 5:24 pm

Ranger Bill wrote:Should I really have the third martini? the fourth? etc.?

Yes! :D

Ranger Bill · Post by **Ranger Bill** » October 10th, 2006, 5:25 pm

RTO wrote:
Ranger Bill wrote:Should I really have the third martini? the fourth? etc.?
Yes! :D

Then I am.