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Morning Lovemaking

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Hey all, I'm new to the forum and figured I'd start off with a joke...

Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?"

Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work."

Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.

"That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made
up. She loves it!.

It goes like this: Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up
and making love to you!"

Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife.

The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes,
broken noise, fat lip, the works!!

Robert asked, "Man, what happened! To you?!"

Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just
told her a poem."

Well, what poem did you tell her?

Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll
your fat ass over, I'd do you like a dog!"
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Post by Rabbity »

I'm going to say this as polite as I can.


POST AN INTRO FOR FUCKS SAKE.


Don't say ANYTHING else until that is done.
Oh Sweet jesus, you better hope one of the Rangers isn't having a bad day.
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Post by Looon »

Rabbity wrote:I'm going to say this as polite as I can.


POST AN INTRO FOR FUCKS SAKE.


Don't say ANYTHING else until that is done.
Oh Sweet jesus, you better hope one of the Rangers isn't having a bad day.
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Post by EvilCouch »

Rabbity wrote:I'm going to say this as polite as I can.


POST AN INTRO FOR FUCKS SAKE.


Don't say ANYTHING else until that is done.
Oh Sweet jesus, you better hope one of the Rangers isn't having a bad day.
What the fuck? You're away taking all our fun, man! :lol:
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