Best hockey FIGHT EVER
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Holy crap! I've got nothing against a good ice fight, but it just ain't right when they start bringing out weapons.
And God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death. Neither sorrow, nor crying. Neither shall there be any more brain; for the former things are passed away. - Revelations
Excellent!
When I lived in San Diego we would go and watch the semi-pro hockey team, the San Diego Gulls. One night they were playign the Idaho Stealheads and of course a fight broke out. It wasn't anything major but the Stealhead player pulled sometime in the penalty box. One of the drunk fans poured a beer on him. I don't know what the player said in return but the drunk fan was scrambling to get over the barrier to get at him. The player obliged, pulled the fan over barrier and proceeded to beat the crap out of him.
Gotta love semi-pro hockey.
When I lived in San Diego we would go and watch the semi-pro hockey team, the San Diego Gulls. One night they were playign the Idaho Stealheads and of course a fight broke out. It wasn't anything major but the Stealhead player pulled sometime in the penalty box. One of the drunk fans poured a beer on him. I don't know what the player said in return but the drunk fan was scrambling to get over the barrier to get at him. The player obliged, pulled the fan over barrier and proceeded to beat the crap out of him.
Gotta love semi-pro hockey.
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*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
Feeling generous, I've translated this for you all:
"The white team is getting ready to get their ass kicked Boris!"
"Yes, Sergie it seems they are... Whoa, it's starting with three red team members shoving their sticks up the white teams ass."
"Boris, don't you hate it when that happens?"
"I certainly do Sergei. I certainly do. But not as badly as when you have the entire red team taking turns beating the shit out of you while your team stands by watching and the refs are over on the other side of the rink smoking American cigarettes."
"Boris, how many white team members now have gotten their ass beat?"
"In this fight or throughout the season Sergei?"
"In this fight Boris, no need to be a smartass?"
"Hahaha, just like the crowd chanting 'you suck ass' I can't help myself but make fun of that pathetic fucking white team Sergei. Have you ever seen such a faggety bunch in your life? It's as if a bunch of figure skaters picked up hockey sticks and are trying to play..."
"Well folks, we'll be right back after this message from our sponsor Commie Cola"
Commercial Break
"Remember what it was like standing in the food lines? Being hot, thirsty and not knowing if you were going to get a loaf of bread or roll of toilet paper? Remember what it was like having your news censored and having the Party shove it's dick in your ass everytime you turned around? Well, so do we and that's why we invented 'Commie Cola' made from the freshest water around Chernobyl."
Back from break
"Sergei, the doctors have come onto the rink now and it seems one bloody white team member has not had enough. He's holding his stick upside down and defiantly showing the red team members that he's removed it from his ass. Daring them, no taunting them to shove it back up there..."
"Boris, the doctor seems to be pushing him back as do his team mates. I am sure they are letting him know that they won't be pulling that stinky stick out again."
"Hahaha Sergei. I bet that is indeed one stinky stick."
"Ok, well that's all from us and from Commie Cola. Thanks and be sure and join us next week for the bearded womens weightlifting championship. Where you'll see Helga lift 400 lbs and test the new American Mach 3 razor against her Mach 4 beard."
"The white team is getting ready to get their ass kicked Boris!"
"Yes, Sergie it seems they are... Whoa, it's starting with three red team members shoving their sticks up the white teams ass."
"Boris, don't you hate it when that happens?"
"I certainly do Sergei. I certainly do. But not as badly as when you have the entire red team taking turns beating the shit out of you while your team stands by watching and the refs are over on the other side of the rink smoking American cigarettes."
"Boris, how many white team members now have gotten their ass beat?"
"In this fight or throughout the season Sergei?"
"In this fight Boris, no need to be a smartass?"
"Hahaha, just like the crowd chanting 'you suck ass' I can't help myself but make fun of that pathetic fucking white team Sergei. Have you ever seen such a faggety bunch in your life? It's as if a bunch of figure skaters picked up hockey sticks and are trying to play..."
"Well folks, we'll be right back after this message from our sponsor Commie Cola"
Commercial Break
"Remember what it was like standing in the food lines? Being hot, thirsty and not knowing if you were going to get a loaf of bread or roll of toilet paper? Remember what it was like having your news censored and having the Party shove it's dick in your ass everytime you turned around? Well, so do we and that's why we invented 'Commie Cola' made from the freshest water around Chernobyl."
Back from break
"Sergei, the doctors have come onto the rink now and it seems one bloody white team member has not had enough. He's holding his stick upside down and defiantly showing the red team members that he's removed it from his ass. Daring them, no taunting them to shove it back up there..."
"Boris, the doctor seems to be pushing him back as do his team mates. I am sure they are letting him know that they won't be pulling that stinky stick out again."
"Hahaha Sergei. I bet that is indeed one stinky stick."
"Ok, well that's all from us and from Commie Cola. Thanks and be sure and join us next week for the bearded womens weightlifting championship. Where you'll see Helga lift 400 lbs and test the new American Mach 3 razor against her Mach 4 beard."
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(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
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(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
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that is some fukin funny shit VAK, your just luck i hadnt started drinking my guinness yet. would have been a waste.
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You will know me by the hate I swear."-OTEP
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Thanks, I was going to name the teams but I thought the irony of having a "red" team in a Russian sounding tape beating the shit out of something made it kind of funnier...Black 6 wrote:that is some fukin funny shit VAK, your just luck i hadnt started drinking my guinness yet. would have been a waste.
Next time we'll wait till you are mid-guiness.
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
