Spiders

Madrat · Post by **Madrat** » March 17th, 2004, 10:56 am

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in California or New York but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."

Cat · Post by **Cat** » March 17th, 2004, 11:07 am

Heard a similar one but with NC used -good joke for the current times

Harris · Post by **Harris** » March 17th, 2004, 11:16 am

hahaha

Madrat · Post by **Madrat** » March 17th, 2004, 11:20 am

Damn, Cat, seems you hear all the good ones before I do :?

Cat · Post by **Cat** » March 17th, 2004, 11:23 am

Madrat wrote:Damn, Cat, seems you hear all the good ones before I do :?

It wasnâ€™t really the same joke but the ending was the same - used with NC. :D

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » March 17th, 2004, 12:25 pm

Madrat wrote:Damn, Cat, seems you hear all the good ones before I do :?

Those college girls really get around.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 17th, 2004, 12:49 pm

Good joke Madrat. I never heard it before.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » March 17th, 2004, 1:47 pm

Yeah good one Madrat, I've never heard it before :D

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 17th, 2004, 1:57 pm

Slowpoke wrote:
Madrat wrote:Damn, Cat, seems you hear all the good ones before I do :?
Those college girls really get around.

Cat, do you have a reply?....................

Harris · Post by **Harris** » March 17th, 2004, 1:58 pm

Vet Cat, don't do it! it's a trap

I'm gonna go tell that joke...haha

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 17th, 2004, 2:00 pm

Harris wrote:Vet Cat, don't do it! it's a trap

I'm gonna go tell that joke...haha

Damnit Harris. Ssshhh! You'll scare her away.

EggMcMuffin · Post by **EggMcMuffin** » March 17th, 2004, 2:01 pm

Madrat wrote:A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in California or New York but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."

That's why Texas is the best state.

Harris · Post by **Harris** » March 17th, 2004, 2:05 pm

Sorry Ranger Luna I compromised the ambush...

VET CAT RUN SAVE YOURSELF

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 17th, 2004, 2:06 pm

Harris wrote:Sorry Ranger Luna I compromised the ambush...

VET CAT RUN SAVE YOURSELF

Yer damn right ya did. Knock em out Harris.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » March 17th, 2004, 2:41 pm

Harris -little man you didn't compromise anything. Thanks for the warning because I clearly didn't see the attack coming

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Well Rgr Luna I don't get around but knuckle draggers are free to believe whatever they want

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