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cams · Post by **cams** » December 7th, 2005, 12:17 pm

Welcome Bro', enjoy!

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » December 7th, 2005, 3:24 pm

Opening wooden drawers? Was she Dutch?

Welcome

RTO · Post by **RTO** » December 7th, 2005, 4:14 pm

EarthPig wrote:Better your toe, than your Johnson! Welcome aboard, Ranger!
RLTW
EP

If it WAS his Johnson, do think he'd be dumb enough to tell us all in his intro thread?

Welcome Ranger! :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » December 8th, 2005, 6:54 am

Welcome and Thank you for your service.

bigjohnson · Post by **bigjohnson** » December 9th, 2005, 3:45 am

I might have been better off if my johnson got cut, my toe is at least a half inch longer now.
I chose the name bigjohnson because of my first deployment in battalion. We where at Ft. Sherman, Panama, and I was only in batt about 2 weeks. Everyone kept making put a pair of BCGs on and hold the 240 while they snapped pictures. My platoon was going to make a t-shirt with a picture of me saying, "If you're deep in the bush you need to pack a Big Johnson."

bigjohnson · Post by **bigjohnson** » December 9th, 2005, 3:50 am

The only thing I miss more about being in Battalion, other then meeting the best people I ever new in my life, is the sick sense of humor only Rangers know.

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » December 9th, 2005, 5:55 am

Jim wrote:
The Holmchicken wrote:
bigjohnson wrote:Alright. Went to Ranger School twice but didn't get my tab. During my second shot at Pre-Ranger I cut the end of my toe off in a freak accident. I barely missed out on going to Afghanistan because I didn't reup. My last year in I was a spec-4 RTO. I was also kicked out of every bar in Columbus at one point or another.
Kicked out of every bar? Welcome! I think the everyone here, collectively, has been kicked out of every bar in the states and a good fucking chunk of all the bars in the world.
Welcome. There was this little hole in the wall place in Istanbul we can never go back to because...

Please, elaborate.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » December 9th, 2005, 12:22 pm

EarthPig wrote:Better your toe, than your Johnson! Welcome aboard, Ranger!
RLTW
EP

Welcome Ranger

Words of Wisdom from a fellow Ranger ( EP that was a good one! )

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IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » December 9th, 2005, 4:09 pm

The only thing I miss more about being in Battalion, other then meeting the best people I ever new in my life, is the sick sense of humor only Rangers know.

Welcome.

You've come to the right place. :D

fireranger · Post by **fireranger** » December 9th, 2005, 10:59 pm

Welcome to the site dude.

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