Lactose Intolerant?

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Lactose Intolerant?

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I have very light lactose. Whenever I have dairy products I just fart and nothing else usually but sometimes I have very light dierahha. Would I still be able to join the Rangers as an 11B?
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Go to Ranger Joe's and buy a set of TTP's (Tactical Training Pants). You should be GTG.

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Fish wrote:You cannot be serious.
Ranger Fish, I am serious lol. Can I still join?
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Inability to digest and absorb lactose leads to irritation of the lining of the intestines. This irritation in turn leads to a weakened digestive system that exposes you to future systemic disorders. In addition to an inability to absorb needed nutrients, a weakened digestive system is more susceptible to attack by parasites, yeast and pathogenic bacteria, which worsens the problems in your intestines and exposes you to chronic disease.
The inability to digest lactose may also be just the tip of the iceberg. Lactose intolerant people often have other problems that indicate the presence of a dairy allergy, not just lactose intolerance.



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Ma'am, we do not need unknowns (yes, you) coming into this site to explain how the world operates, but it would be nice if you went over to one of our two introduction forums and tell us about your self & what brings you here.

Kaila wrote:Inability to digest and absorb lactose leads to irritation of the lining of the intestines. This irritation in turn leads to a weakened digestive system that exposes you to future systemic disorders. In addition to an inability to absorb needed nutrients, a weakened digestive system is more susceptible to attack by parasites, yeast and pathogenic bacteria, which worsens the problems in your intestines and exposes you to chronic disease.
The inability to digest lactose may also be just the tip of the iceberg. Lactose intolerant people often have other problems that indicate the presence of a dairy allergy, not just lactose intolerance.
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hahaha, but what about the secret milk tolerance station in RASP? YOU'LL NEVER GET A GO THERE! hahaha
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Spambot is spamming.

But at least it necroposted in a hilarious thread. I can't believe I missed this first go around.

I wonder if cheese(intolerant)dick ever signed zee papers......
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When I was growing up no one was allergic to peanuts. No one was lactose intollerant. Every other kid wasn't diagnosed with ADD, ADHD, ashmatic, or autism.

Everyone is now a victim.
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rgrokelley wrote:When I was growing up no one was allergic to peanuts. No one was lactose intollerant. Every other kid wasn't diagnosed with ADD, ADHD, ashmatic, or autism.

Everyone is now a victim.

When you were a kid they just called everyone with a problem like autism retarded and stuck them in a group home.
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Baseplate wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:When I was growing up no one was allergic to peanuts. No one was lactose intollerant. Every other kid wasn't diagnosed with ADD, ADHD, ashmatic, or autism.

Everyone is now a victim.

When you were a kid they just called everyone with a problem like autism retarded and stuck them in a group home.
As a teacher, I see quite a few "autistic" kids, who don't have anything really wrong with them, except maybe being a kid. Kids today who are designated EMD (retarded) are still stuck in a group. Not a home, but a special wing of the school.
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