The Lone Ranger's Demise

[Psycho7]

One day the Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding when they came upon a big valley.

Lone Ranger: We can cut down our ride time if we go thru the valley

Tonto: Kimosabe me no ride down there that is Commanche country. They no freindly.

Lone Ranger: C'mon we will ride soft they will not catch us.

Tonto: No I ride around.

So the Lone Ranger starts riding thru the valley. He almost gets thru when the Commanche capture him and take him to their chief.

Chief: I hear of you. You are the masked man. You do many good things. So I will let you have one thing each night and feed you well for 3 nights. Then you die at sunrise.

That night after the meal the Chief says what do you want?

Lone Ranger: My horse.

Silver comes over. The Lone Ranger whispers in his ear 2 hours later silver brings back a nice looking blonde. Silver takes her away before morning.

The next night after dinner the chief asks the masked man what does he want?

Lone Ranger: My horse

He whispers in silver's ear.

Two hours later silver brings back a large chested brunette. She goes into the Lone Rangers tent. Silver takes her away later that night.

Chief: This is your last night alive what do you want.

Lone Ranger: My horse

Chief: That damn good horse he is mine after you die.

Silver comes over. The Lone Ranger grabs him by his bridle. He whispers in his ear.

Lone Ranger: Ok Silver you stupid fucking horse. Maybe you can get it right this time. "Bring P-O-S-S-E not pussy you dumb sumbitch.