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Talk about a reach-around...

rgrpuck wrote:Oh fuck the pushups .......find a tree and "kolaify" yourself.

Roger that, Ranger rgrpuck.

Candlebox, Metallica, Ozzy, Black Sabbath

Roger that, Ranger Hoover and Ranger cryhavoc.

rgrpuck wrote:Oh that was bullshit start pushing till your little heart explodes.

Roger that, Ranger rgrpuck.

Was surfing the web when I should have been doing PT, but it was worth it when I found this hot bitch. WARNING: To not open at place of employment, video may be found offensive by those with power to terminate one's employment. Do not open in presence of significant other, or you risk incurring grea...

For our anniversary, my wife said she wanted to go somewhere she had never been before.

I said, "Try the kitchen!"



That was Rodney Dangerfield, I think. RIP.

Please post an intro and use the search function.

Mr Nice Guy wrote:April Fools????

I'd bet Lotus Lips's life on it.

That was so beautiful I think I am going to cry. Rusty get's my vote as one of the best pets. And you, It just goes to show you, underneath all that tuff Ranger is a softie. :D :D :D Red alert. Thanks for the kind words, but for the sake of the mother of all that is holy, I am not a Ranger. Repeat,...

These are pictures of my old cocker-spaniel, Rusty. He came wandering down the street and into our yard while my parents were working on their garden. How anyone could have a puppy and just dump him to wander the streets is beyond me. Fucking assholes. We named him Rusty, for obvious reasons. Such p...

Nothing wrong w/ a good beagle, and he has a good name, better than your screen name there stacked. Roger that, Ranger Tool175, he's better looking than me also. The name "Hannibal" was my suggestion, I just get irritated when people can't appreciate the greatness/origin of the name. To c...

This is Hannibal, my dog back at my family's house. He can jumpy nearly five feet high, and anytime I have people over to the house and someone gets within two or three feet of, he'll start jumping and snapping at their throats. Okay, actually he doesn't do any of that; he's really just a lazy worth...

Kid: If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got ninety-nine problems, but a bitch ain't one...