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> > A LEG General died and went to Heaven. At the pearly gates he was met > > by St. > Peter. He told St. Peter right away, "If there are Special Forces > Soldiers > in Heaven, I don't want to go in because I hate SF." > > St. Peter said, "Don't worry about it because no Special Force...

Daddy's Little Girl Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's fa...

How about this one: "Can I pee in your butt." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :lol: Now Ranger H8 Train, that was just wrong..... :shock: :lol: ROFFLOFL Reminds me way too much of an actual incident: "Dude, she didn't really like it when I forgot where I was and pissed in her mouth :...

A new one.

Hey Bitch dont turn this rape into a murder.

PICK UP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? I...

Man Falls Asleep At Church... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It...

Man Falls Asleep At Church... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It...

A Soldier Died Today He was getting old and paunchy And his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion, Telling stories of the past. Of a war that he once fought in And the deeds that he had done, In his exploits with his buddies; They were heroes, every one. And 'tho sometimes to his neigh...

GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the ot...

Welcome bro.

Welcome Jason. And one thing to add from those of us that have been in the military, we should be thanking men and women like you too. Some people serve there country by being in a positon to defend her during military action, but we need brave men to women like yourself to help keep our day to day ...

Good looking kids Mike....I'm disappointed, I thought you would be uglier...... :? :wink: Those homo thoughts are coming out again Woobie......stay in the closet. Squeeky wheel gets the grease...considering how much you think about asslove, I'm thinking you are the homo.... Why is it the 2nd Batt l...

The only thing I jump from that is higher than a curb is a diving board into a pool. I learned awhile back that when you gain more weight than 275 lb, you need a custom chute that cost about 2500 american dollars. True, anything over 250 and you have a problem getting a chute. But 2500 is still pre...

Anybody still jump out there in the Civilian world?

I haven't read the above book. Please do not tell me the ending as I may read the book sometime. 8) Some fucker told me the end of the movie "Passions of the Christ" and ruined it for me. :shock:[/quote] Same thing happened to me with the movie Titantic, who would have thought the ship wou...