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Nice shock, eh? And I bet you guys thought it was going to be a hot bikini model! BUhahaha! :D :D

My 8 year old is the master of the zingers..

Of late, his favorite is:

'So, you wanna piece of me?", or "Come get some!".. It totally hilarious, because he uses his best Duke Nukem voice and MEANS it![/b]

Outstanding! :D :D :D

Being in InfoSec, I thought this was pretty funny. I received this as an email message: ---- "BUENOS DIAS!!! JOU HAVE YUST RECEIBED A MESICAN BYRUS. SIN WE NO HABE SO GOOD TECHNIOLOGICALLY ADBANCE IN MEHICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS. PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARD-DRIVE JOURSELF AND SE...

I'm 38, and would love to go back in.. but I have 2 kids now (ages 8 and 12), and make excellent money - and just couldnt take the paycut. After ~17 years as a US Army dependent, and almost 8 in, it was hard to leave - but after kids, I had to give serious consideration to my priorities and decided ...

.."fuckin' recruit" ??

Hey now.. That's my life on Saturday's and Sunday's. I live in the high mountain desert, where the local sport (for others) is eating.. so I rip dirt, offroad and hill climb.

Driving on water.. now that was sweet! :D :D

"They think BJORK is normal here!"

Guess I'm just not as hardcore as you folks (lately, at least): In my CD Player (or IPOD) of late is: Jack Welch - Winning (Audible book) Norah Jones - Feels Like Home (got hooked on her in CA) Evanescence - Fallen ('cause my wife likes it, and my wife is an angel) AC-DC - The Razors Edge Robert Pla...

That's was fantastic.

"Don't ever apologize for being an American...just be damned proud of it!"

Umm.. And what exactly would that retractable pole be used for?

Do English Bobbies use it to stop active high speed chases? :D

Ha! Now that was a nice gag! :D :D :D

Ack! :D :D :D :D :D

A liberal woman wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of captive terrorists being held in Guantanamo Bay. She received back the following reply: The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. 20016 Dear Concerned Citizen, Thank you for your recent lett...