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by Horned Toad
December 15th, 2003, 1:11 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Yo
Replies: 76
Views: 25793

Weidert thats is so weak, you are a NO GO at this station. I would bet what happened is that this guys mom, MILF or not was hitting on you and you had whiskey dick and coudnt step up to the plate. Now you are trying to forget your shame. Also a good test of whether or not your are Ranger material is...
by Horned Toad
December 15th, 2003, 11:28 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: I am trying to spread my xmas joy, so fucking read this!
Replies: 14
Views: 4254

For fuck sake Bubba, for someone that speaks English and Redneck so fluently you should know that beans don’t go in chili! Now why does the Frank in your joke remind me of Tom?
by Horned Toad
December 15th, 2003, 11:08 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Yo
Replies: 76
Views: 25793

thx Neves

but I didnt think they were worth the effort of doing a spellcheck :evil:
by Horned Toad
December 15th, 2003, 2:57 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Yo
Replies: 76
Views: 25793

Pathus you started this shit with your know it all attitiude, just fucking remember that all those other deps are in the same boat you are, wanting to be a Ranger. So if even half of you dumbasses actually make it to Bat what are you gona do, carry this bullshit there. Bottom line if you cant work a...
by Horned Toad
December 13th, 2003, 4:03 am
Forum: About RASP
Topic: Preparing for RIP
Replies: 66
Views: 27275

Hey CD and SB when I got to mess with the SAW in late 91 they already had the round regulators and no mention of changing rate of fire, when did the come into service does anyone know.
by Horned Toad
December 12th, 2003, 10:31 am
Forum: About RASP
Topic: Preparing for RIP
Replies: 66
Views: 27275

On the SAW issue, I seem to remember hearing that the first version had 2 positions on the gas regulator. The one that had the faster rate of fire was for shooting in very cold weather. The SAWs got left in the fast mode of fire and shortened service life and caused malfunctions so later versions di...
by Horned Toad
December 12th, 2003, 3:30 am
Forum: About RASP
Topic: Preparing for RIP
Replies: 66
Views: 27275

So whats the record for number of dumbasses banned in a 24 hour period. Looks like we have another one here that wants to go the way of the dodo.
by Horned Toad
December 11th, 2003, 3:14 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: All you DEP's
Replies: 105
Views: 32831

knightcat you did not mention what your family thought of all this. Also are you from the west coast or what? You live in a state where people have to sue to obtain drivers license forms in English and where they want to give drivers licenses, free school and medical to illegal fucking aliens. I was...
by Horned Toad
December 9th, 2003, 9:34 pm
Forum: About RASP
Topic: About RIP
Replies: 26
Views: 11874

JHC what kinda isp are you on
by Horned Toad
December 9th, 2003, 9:31 pm
Forum: About RASP
Topic: About RIP
Replies: 26
Views: 11874

nice new photo there harris
by Horned Toad
December 9th, 2003, 5:28 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Yo
Replies: 76
Views: 25793

Hmmm going from 160 to 130lbs, most days 3hrs or less sleep, lots of days no sleep, frost bite in both feet, don’t feel toes for 6 months, all 8 fingers wrapped in 100mph tape because they were spilt, cellulites in left knee and on back, tendonitis right ankle from fucked up leg boots, 2nd of 3 ma...
by Horned Toad
December 8th, 2003, 10:13 pm
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: 1000 pushup club
Replies: 283
Views: 168465

doozer you depstick if your elbow is fucked layoff it. do other shit till it heals. i dont know how long till you go active but if you dont heal up now and its fucked when you go in you could possibly kiss your ranger contract goodby. If you cant do pushups in RIP your ass will be down the road at k...
by Horned Toad
December 8th, 2003, 10:18 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Yo
Replies: 76
Views: 25793

sounds like the cry of a wimpering little boy away from home for the first time trying to sound brave
by Horned Toad
December 7th, 2003, 8:33 pm
Forum: About OSUT
Topic: A guy died
Replies: 28
Views: 15064

Just to teach an old cat a new trick so we don’t have to here her drivel anymore uncle C will tell a bedtime story. Once I got my E5 I got my own room with a shower a shiter and 2 wallockers. Talk about high cotton. So this room is right on the end of the RIP building so I got to see a lot of the ...
by Horned Toad
December 4th, 2003, 3:58 am
Forum: About OSUT
Topic: RIPies in OSUT
Replies: 19
Views: 10853

The back when it was hard is one of the few lines I can use on coldnuts so I never miss an opportunity. Not RIP but closest I can come to Slowpoke is standing around one day as a cherry dumbass and all the senior enlisted are talking about when they went to Ranger School. Well we got the one older s...

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