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Standard: 1000 pushups in 4 hours. (An "awe my pussy hurts 6 hour 1k-pu" may be implemented if you guys are suckin'.) Reward: You're in the fucking 1000 pushup club. An elite group lead by, well me mother fuckers. We won't have meetings, you won't have to give up any money or time, but you...

Tell me a funny story Cert.

Blah Blah, if he wanted a stalker he'd want it to be a bitch, not some butt pirate.

edit - Ranger Saltbitch, may the lowly maggot ask where Ranger Saltbitch is from?

Hey stupidass, why don't you figure out what AL might stand for you damn 'tard.

Im going to get a bullseye and tape it on my nuts. 45 seconds from jump to ground @500ft? That's fucking madness. I agree with my fellow Rangers. My only difference is I don't even think it should be used for training. If the shitstick can't keep his feet and knees together he doesnt even deserve to...

That's only an average of 105 pushups per hour. So dont puss out either fuckers. NOT TO INCLUDE if you start tonight, which will give you at least 3 more hours added onto that.

j-man stated: Ranger Disinfertention...You went through RIP pretty recently, is a platoon full of option 40's still happening or was that just a one time thing in Russ Bryant's book? Back in OSUT there were about 10 or 12 other 13F that had OPT40 or volunteered at the beginning of basic (like me!)....

Ranger AZRanger1 wrote: Is your kid in RIP right now?? If so, will he graduate prior to coming home? He said he was in RIP Pending. Which is where they have all the wannabes come in and get "used" to the RIP cadre and the idea of Ranger Life for at least 2 weeks. They use it to see if the...

*claps* good story indeedy. The only difference is, I would have smeared her liberal ass-eating face in the pavement while screaming the Ranger Creed...oh glory... Call my brothers baby killers... She has NO fucking clue. And neither do you, but Im sure someone out there knows what I'm talking about...

Hey, is that Peter North? Hard to tell with that super "O" face going on.

The 16 or so MOS's listed are specific and with much bias. This being so, you'd need to change your MOS unless it is one listed. This is of course as far to my knowlege. But the ones listed are there because they are all that is needed. So grab your balls, go 13F (or 11B, they're OK too :roll:) and ...

Hey SV, tell me a funny story.

Import ohhhh.... so that's why you recommended the "spooning" with another man method... That's why I recommend you start doing fucking pushups and keep your ballwasher closed. Sorry for the delay, been out doing some good ol' FO training. Because of this, and the fact that comment staid ...

Depends on how outgoing you are. Im not really in on the whole scene yet because I'm not old enough to do jack shit. I can tell you that there are way too many dudes hangin around here. Its like a constant cock party. But there are girls out there. Just gotta go find 'em. I've seen a few, just reall...

You two can be spooners!