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You dog never asks for a fur coat. He already has one.

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was their nooner; it to...

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and l...

I don't know about my town, but the place my ex lives in became haunted just as soon as she moved in.

I don't understand.....why volunteer to test yourself and then quit before the test even starts. I am not a Ranger or Airborne, but I never quit anything I started out to do. Taught that lesson to my son the whole time he was growing up. It's one thing to not make the cut, at least an honest effort ...

A son of a person I know at work just quit his chance at RASP. He gave his father a line of B.S. about how he was not trained properly! He did not even try. My son says it’s not for everyone. As has been said here many times, either a Ranger or a story. The shame is this kid took a slot from someone...

"I have only heard stories about the 70s from those people who were there and these stories led me to believe that this was not a great time when it came to our Military with race, drug, discipline and morale problems that were out of control. It took a while for the US Army to repair itself an...

The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This "duel" would be a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each sid...

I saw a one legged Muslim with no arms at the ATM today.
He asked me to check his balance...so I pushed the fucker over.

Earth Pig said,

Yeah, they could've skewered him on a big hook, like you would a bait shrimp, then trolled him behind the vessel. Maybe it would work like "stink bait."

There's some shit even sharks won't eat.

I hope they sent that POS through a meat grinder first. Not one piece of UBL should ever be found.

Good job to all the Special Ops involved on this mission. I thank God every day for all of our Military Forces.

RANGERS in general and one in particular make me very proud to be an American!

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked over the menu... Raw Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat, Fried Socialist, Smoked TeaPartier or G...

Dec,

I have an ACOG Reflex (amber dot) mounted on my Bushmaster M4.

Up side
1. No batteries
2. Tritium - visable in complete darkness
3. Fiber optic - for day light power
4. Very well built
5. Completely reliable

Down side- Price is north of $400.00

One Monday morning the UPS guy is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow, Bob, looks like you gu...

DEC, My trip took me to the following cities in China: Beijing, Kunming, Suzhou, Shanghai, Hainan Island, Guangzhou and Hong Kong just before the Brits had to turn it over to China in 1997. I was there repairing anesthesia machines and teaching Chinese technicians how to maintain and repair them as ...