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- July 29th, 2011, 10:01 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Why dogs are better than wives
- Replies: 69
- Views: 26615
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
You dog never asks for a fur coat. He already has one.
- July 8th, 2011, 6:38 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: The Nooner
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1280
The Nooner
A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was their nooner; it to...
- June 16th, 2011, 9:18 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Changing Jobs
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1190
Changing Jobs
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and l...
- May 24th, 2011, 11:16 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Most Haunted Places
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1486
Re: Most Haunted Places
I don't know about my town, but the place my ex lives in became haunted just as soon as she moved in. ![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/o_icon_twisted.gif)
![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/o_icon_twisted.gif)
- May 16th, 2011, 9:20 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Quitter
- Replies: 8
- Views: 3754
Re: Quitter
I don't understand.....why volunteer to test yourself and then quit before the test even starts. I am not a Ranger or Airborne, but I never quit anything I started out to do. Taught that lesson to my son the whole time he was growing up. It's one thing to not make the cut, at least an honest effort ...
- May 13th, 2011, 11:58 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Quitter
- Replies: 8
- Views: 3754
Quitter
A son of a person I know at work just quit his chance at RASP. He gave his father a line of B.S. about how he was not trained properly! He did not even try. My son says it’s not for everyone. As has been said here many times, either a Ranger or a story. The shame is this kid took a slot from someone...
- May 9th, 2011, 10:58 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Just spoke to my father about my military future.
- Replies: 13
- Views: 4871
Re: Just spoke to my father about my military future.
"I have only heard stories about the 70s from those people who were there and these stories led me to believe that this was not a great time when it came to our Military with race, drug, discipline and morale problems that were out of control. It took a while for the US Army to repair itself an...
- May 3rd, 2011, 6:30 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: The Israeli Dog vs. The Arab Dog
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1148
The Israeli Dog vs. The Arab Dog
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This "duel" would be a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each sid...
- May 3rd, 2011, 6:21 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: DOING A GOOD DEED
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1144
DOING A GOOD DEED
I saw a one legged Muslim with no arms at the ATM today.
He asked me to check his balance...so I pushed the fucker over.
He asked me to check his balance...so I pushed the fucker over.
- May 2nd, 2011, 12:45 pm
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: OBL Buried At Sea
- Replies: 23
- Views: 6896
Re: OBL Buried At Sea
Earth Pig said,![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/o_icon_twisted.gif)
There's some shit even sharks won't eat.Yeah, they could've skewered him on a big hook, like you would a bait shrimp, then trolled him behind the vessel. Maybe it would work like "stink bait."
![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/o_icon_twisted.gif)
- May 2nd, 2011, 9:31 am
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: OBL Buried At Sea
- Replies: 23
- Views: 6896
Re: OBL Buried At Sea
I hope they sent that POS through a meat grinder first. Not one piece of UBL should ever be found.
Good job to all the Special Ops involved on this mission. I thank God every day for all of our Military Forces.
RANGERS in general and one in particular make me very proud to be an American!
Good job to all the Special Ops involved on this mission. I thank God every day for all of our Military Forces.
RANGERS in general and one in particular make me very proud to be an American!
- April 21st, 2011, 6:02 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Cannibal Restaurant
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1469
Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked over the menu... Raw Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat, Fried Socialist, Smoked TeaPartier or G...
- April 19th, 2011, 6:05 am
- Forum: Weapons of War
- Topic: red dot optic
- Replies: 11
- Views: 5668
Re: red dot optic
Dec,
I have an ACOG Reflex (amber dot) mounted on my Bushmaster M4.
Up side
1. No batteries
2. Tritium - visable in complete darkness
3. Fiber optic - for day light power
4. Very well built
5. Completely reliable
Down side- Price is north of $400.00
I have an ACOG Reflex (amber dot) mounted on my Bushmaster M4.
Up side
1. No batteries
2. Tritium - visable in complete darkness
3. Fiber optic - for day light power
4. Very well built
5. Completely reliable
Down side- Price is north of $400.00
- April 8th, 2011, 9:21 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Delivery?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1769
Delivery?
One Monday morning the UPS guy is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow, Bob, looks like you gu...
- March 24th, 2011, 10:54 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: China and the future of the USA
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3487
Re: China and the future of the USA
DEC, My trip took me to the following cities in China: Beijing, Kunming, Suzhou, Shanghai, Hainan Island, Guangzhou and Hong Kong just before the Brits had to turn it over to China in 1997. I was there repairing anesthesia machines and teaching Chinese technicians how to maintain and repair them as ...