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- May 22nd, 2007, 7:15 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Kids are spoiled!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2583
Here's two cents from a FOG. I remember when our family, (5 kids) got our first color TV! Only one TV in the house. Majority ruled when it came to watching a show unless Mom or Dad wanted to watch something. No computers, no calculators, no play stations, no xbox, kids had to actually go play real g...
- May 14th, 2007, 6:09 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4485
The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:
Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right...
- April 15th, 2007, 6:16 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: oh.....SNAP. You just gotta love those Dutch
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1537
- April 9th, 2007, 2:05 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Cope and Cigars
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1194
- April 9th, 2007, 1:37 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Cope and Cigars
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1194
Cope and Cigars
I don't know if everyone knows this store, but I have used it more than a couple of times. JR Cigar. You can find them on the web or call 800 JR Cigar. They will priority mail any order to an APO. Orders ship the next day and arrive (depending on location) in 7 to 10 days. I have never had a problem...
- April 6th, 2007, 11:46 am
- Forum: Weapons of War
- Topic: Now the Brady Bunch wants our target rifles
- Replies: 24
- Views: 7899
- April 6th, 2007, 10:59 am
- Forum: Weapons of War
- Topic: Now the Brady Bunch wants our target rifles
- Replies: 24
- Views: 7899
- April 6th, 2007, 10:49 am
- Forum: Weapons of War
- Topic: Now the Brady Bunch wants our target rifles
- Replies: 24
- Views: 7899
- April 5th, 2007, 6:55 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Free Beer
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1234
Free Beer
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar. FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you ...
- April 4th, 2007, 11:07 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Little Johnny's Camping Trip
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1373
Little Johnny's Camping Trip
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then...
- March 30th, 2007, 12:57 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Man of the House
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1130
Man of the House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I...
- March 30th, 2007, 12:23 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Chicken Joke
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1332
Chicken Joke
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking more than a bit miffed, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
- March 30th, 2007, 12:22 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2166
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears...
- March 15th, 2007, 11:01 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Bottle
- Replies: 0
- Views: 792
Bottle
This guy is walking along a beach one day and finds a bottle. So he polishes it up and out comes a Genie. The Genie grants him three wishes with one condition: Whatever he wishes for, his wife gets double. First wish: 10 million dollars. Genie reminds him his wife will get 20 million. Second wish: A...
- February 9th, 2007, 1:47 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: TWO CATHOLIC PARROTS
- Replies: 2
- Views: 975
TWO CATHOLIC PARROTS
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!&q...