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by Bushwack
May 22nd, 2007, 7:15 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Kids are spoiled!
Replies: 7
Views: 2583

Here's two cents from a FOG. I remember when our family, (5 kids) got our first color TV! Only one TV in the house. Majority ruled when it came to watching a show unless Mom or Dad wanted to watch something. No computers, no calculators, no play stations, no xbox, kids had to actually go play real g...
by Bushwack
May 14th, 2007, 6:09 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:
Replies: 19
Views: 4485

The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right...
by Bushwack
April 15th, 2007, 6:16 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: oh.....SNAP. You just gotta love those Dutch
Replies: 5
Views: 1537

What a damn shame. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wonder if they could mix up thier meat and serve pork? :twisted:
by Bushwack
April 9th, 2007, 2:05 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Cope and Cigars
Replies: 3
Views: 1194

Ranger Tenn-RGR,

Thanks for telling me to unfuck my self. Sig line changed.
A prime example of a FOG with his head up his ass.
by Bushwack
April 9th, 2007, 1:37 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Cope and Cigars
Replies: 3
Views: 1194

Cope and Cigars

I don't know if everyone knows this store, but I have used it more than a couple of times. JR Cigar. You can find them on the web or call 800 JR Cigar. They will priority mail any order to an APO. Orders ship the next day and arrive (depending on location) in 7 to 10 days. I have never had a problem...
by Bushwack
April 6th, 2007, 11:46 am
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: Now the Brady Bunch wants our target rifles
Replies: 24
Views: 7899

Ranger Flesh Thorn, "Another rifle caliber, the 30.30 caliber, was responsible for penetrating three officers' armor and killing them in 1993, 1996, and 2002. This ammunition is also capable of puncturing light-armored vehicles, ballistic or armored glass, armored limousines, even a 600-pound s...
by Bushwack
April 6th, 2007, 10:59 am
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: Now the Brady Bunch wants our target rifles
Replies: 24
Views: 7899

Oh yea, I forgot. My 6.5x55 has killed more than a couple of deer, but I never tried to kill a train. Can anyone tell me how to properly gut a train? Also how in the hell could I drag it back to my truck?
by Bushwack
April 6th, 2007, 10:49 am
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: Now the Brady Bunch wants our target rifles
Replies: 24
Views: 7899

"The 223, 308, 7mm mauser, 30-06, and 6.5x55 have no place in the hunting fields of France. Firearms shooting these calibers are military weapons only designed for killing PEOPLE and should be kept out of the hands of the general population. Because they have no hunting purpose, there is no rea...
by Bushwack
April 5th, 2007, 6:55 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Free Beer
Replies: 2
Views: 1234

Free Beer

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar. FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you ...
by Bushwack
April 4th, 2007, 11:07 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Little Johnny's Camping Trip
Replies: 2
Views: 1373

Little Johnny's Camping Trip

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then...
by Bushwack
March 30th, 2007, 12:57 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Man of the House
Replies: 3
Views: 1130

Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I...
by Bushwack
March 30th, 2007, 12:23 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Chicken Joke
Replies: 4
Views: 1332

Chicken Joke

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking more than a bit miffed, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
by Bushwack
March 30th, 2007, 12:22 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby
Replies: 7
Views: 2166

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears...
by Bushwack
March 15th, 2007, 11:01 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Bottle
Replies: 0
Views: 792

Bottle

This guy is walking along a beach one day and finds a bottle. So he polishes it up and out comes a Genie. The Genie grants him three wishes with one condition: Whatever he wishes for, his wife gets double. First wish: 10 million dollars. Genie reminds him his wife will get 20 million. Second wish: A...
by Bushwack
February 9th, 2007, 1:47 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: TWO CATHOLIC PARROTS
Replies: 2
Views: 975

TWO CATHOLIC PARROTS

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!&q...

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