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Ron was stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, hereupon, he asks Ron, "Are you ready to...

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX),Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry ...

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were Amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, Silver Walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ...

I guess I missed them checking out, where are the "Kilted Heathen" and "Rock Island Ranger" aka the "Paster"?

Some times women can be a real pain in the ass.

"I know NYC is very liberal and it shouldnt reflect New York state as a whole but there is no questioning that the state is liberal along with most northeast states (just look at election history)." Listen up BOY! I live in PA and I can promise you liberal is NOT a way of life here. For a ...

Baseplate wrote:I see it just about every day across the street from my house when it isn't snowing. The neighbors have 7 kids and they are playing nonstop.

Baseplate, I bet those kids are not fat.

Update: BERKELEY, Calif. — The Berkeley City Council put off a vote on whether to bestow hero status on a soldier who allegedly released classified information to WikiLeaks. The city council of this famously liberal Northern California city voted Tuesday to indefinitely postpone a decision on a reso...

Maybe a little off topic but......How about parents take the MF'n computer games away from thier kids for a while and send they're little butts outside to play? When was the last time you saw a group of kids playing pick up football, base ball, ice skating, tag, what ever? IMHO this type of activity...

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Christmas. 'Since Christmas Day is to celebrate Jesus's birth, and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a Christmas card? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says: 'N...

I pray that a small quake will sever this part of CA from the rest of the U.S.

BERKELEY, Calif. – The Berkeley City Council will consider a resolution that would declare the Army private suspected of leaking classified information to WikiLeaks a hero and call for his release. The council plans a vote Tuesday on the resolution in support of Pfc. Bradley Manning, who is being he...

C-MAC wrote:Face it, is there anything better then the Friday, cold beer and pizza trifecta?

How about Friday, Cold Beer and a Naked Woman?
A slice of cold pizza after the naked woman.

"Please see my "Youre Annoying" thread." Give it a break! Where is the Paster and Kilted Heathen? Merlyn needs some special TLC.