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RIP, Spartan.

Thanks! My friend sent it to me. She's already been shopping!

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In recent negotiations for influenza vaccine between a Canadian health official and an American representative, it was clear that there was a disconnect between the American government's sudden reliance on Canada for influenza vaccine despite the fact that the U.S. wants to discourage Americans from ...

>"4 feet, 8.5 inches"
>via G. Green
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>If you live near a railroad track, get a tape measure and check this out. The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in ...

lawdog wrote:

rangercamaro wrote: You know your right lawdog, I'm willing to help Kaley_B with that. I'm close also...Indiana!!

Damn, that just ain't right! Wyoming is too far from everything.

It ain't too far from Canada!

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1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he ...

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Arab TV Guide

SUNDAY
7:30 - My 33 Sons
8:00 - Osama Knows Best
8:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY
7:00 - Husseinfeld
7:30 - Mad About Everything
8:00 - Monday Night Stoning
8:30 - Win Bin Laden's Money
9:00 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY
7 ...

I LOVE CAMPING! I have my own canvas tent (which I made), duct tape for quick repairs, cast iron fry pan, can start a fire in the rain! I don't mind roughing it and I think camp grounds with showers are for pussies (no pun intended). I do however, prefer to have a source of clean drinking water and ...

BWahahahahahahah!! That's hilarious! Ranger Steadfast, no need to worry about offending us Canucks....we have a great sense of humour about such things! It reminds me of this joke:

The Canadian Government has promised to send reinforcements to Afghanistan from our Airforce, Army and Navy.

With the ...

I was wondering if someone could please PM me an address for Dud?

Thanks! LD

Thanks Gents,
I am not a homo, BTW. Another failed attempt at humor on my part.

Yeah,Ranger Slowpoke, I figured I'd give some something to give me shit over and save them from searching for it :wink:

I'm pretty thick skinned, or is is fat?

Cheers I don't think you failed at all! I thought it ...

Turkeys can self-inseminate (don't need sex to procreate), so does that make a turkey a lesbian?

Here's a good joke: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic you use a feather and kinky you use a whole chicken!