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Kilted Heathen wrote:Or, you're a jealous husband trying to locate a couple of hooahs that left your wife three hole qualified and tied to the bed and drank all your fucking beer while you were on the night shift.

"Three hole qualified". That is awesome, Ranger KiltedHeathen!

Darksaga wrote:

He deserves it but now I have to cancel the party since he isn't really dead.

I, too, am dissappointed. Please refrain from posting dead jesse jackson posts until that motherfucker actually dies.

Speaking of Stallone... I returned from my run this morning and turned on the TV; guess who I saw? Stallone in the worst fucking movie I've ever seen, Death Race, or some shit like that. It was about people racing across the country in the future. The gained points for each person they hit with the...

That's a relief to see that! I thought I had my eyes closed when they took that picture.

A gutshot? A real redneck would've hit him in the heart!

Awesome, Ranger Silverback! That picture should appear in the dictionary for 'stuck on stupid'.

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

So THAT'S what it is. I always thought that you had something against the shirt that I was wearing.

airbornepog wrote:nowadays they dont even let you dip in school......and all you rangers say we have it easy now........

And yet you neglect to capitalize "Ranger".

Sounds real to me!

I think that the Koran is desecrated every day by militant assholes that use it as an excuse to kill people.

The best race I ever ran was called the Inn of the Mountain Gods 9 Miler. It was hosted by the Mescalero Apache Reservation, and the hosts named the race after their nice hotel (Inn of the Mountain Gods). Being in the mountains, the altitude was at about 8,700 feet. I had just come out of a State q...

The best race I ever ran was called the Inn of the Mountain Gods 9 Miler. It was hosted by the Mescalero Apache Reservation, and the hosts named the race after their nice hotel (Inn of the Mountain Gods). Being in the mountains, the altitude was at about 8,700 feet. I had just come out of a State qu...

Jump week is a great time! Remember ALL of your training, and keep your feet and knees together.

October 7, 2001 was also the day that coalition airstrikes against the Taliban regime began, which led to their downfall.