Evil woman drivers

Thursday · Post by **Thursday** » February 27th, 2005, 1:52 am

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says "this must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look
at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink
this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woma n replies,
"No. I
think I'll just wait for
the police..."

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » February 27th, 2005, 3:59 pm

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » February 27th, 2005, 4:11 pm

typical woman

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » February 28th, 2005, 1:07 pm

Fuck...I fell for that once.

Rock Island Ranger · February 28th, 2005, 2:18 pm

IntelToad wrote:Fuck...I fell for that once.

No dude, you were falling before the woman came on the scene.

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » February 28th, 2005, 5:14 pm

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 28th, 2005, 5:44 pm

Now that was fuckin' funny!

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