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Be careful pissing off the wrong woman!!!!!

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This was posted somewhere in the past but I think there are more details on this.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... esticle_dc

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LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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And they call the Scots barbaric!
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Here's the art and additional details:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 253849.stm
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And to think that she used her hands to achieve this end. Eyeing her photo supplie by Spartan, it looks like it could have been worse had she used her teeth instead. :shock:



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Next poll........IF YOU HAD TO, which one would you marry this chick or Lorena Bobbitt? :? [/b]
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At least bobbitt used a cutting tool.... fuckin' A
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I woulda made that bitch eat it, since it was already ripped off.

Bloody cold hearted, I tell you.
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jakeshoe wrote:I woulda made that bitch eat it, since it was already ripped off.

Bloody cold hearted, I tell you.

Yeah but if you remember Bobbit took it with her and tossed it out the window of moving vehicle while hubby was still home. Do you think she kissed it good bye before tossing it?



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Well, I'm not too concerned, since the wife would have to use a chainsaw to do any real damage. :wink:

However, she has said, during a heated discussion that she was "going to show me the other end of that thing." As a result, I didn't sleep too well for a few nights afterward. :shock:
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Hmm, wonder why he denied sex to a hottie like that. :lol:
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[quote="Terry Welshan
I heard that there was an elderly couple in the car behind Bobbit, and when the object bounced off their windshild the husband said "What was that!" to which his wife replied "I dont know, but did you see the dick on that bug ?"
[/quote]


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