Funtime is over

[Tool175]

All of you cherry ass whiny zit faced deppers, you are ordered to go out today and do a 5 mile run, I want you to post your times, and no one better be over an avg of 7:30 per mile.
Now move you PIECES OF MEAT
The Tool

[Rock Island Ranger]

All of you cherry ass whiny zit faced deppers, you are ordered to go out today and do a 5 mile run, I want you to post your times, and no one better be over an avg of 7:30 per mile.
Now move you PIECES OF MEAT
The Tool

Ok, we know who is bored today?

[Ranger2]

I see they really listened too. Yeah they are scared of you.

Ranger2

[Steadfast]

The furthest and the fastest they all moved was far far away from your post Tool175.



P.S. Next time make sure to name the ones you want in your topic header: Eggs, Newts, DEP'ers Report here.

[Kelly-Belly]

All of you cherry ass whiny zit faced deppers, you are ordered to go out today and do a 5 mile run, I want you to post your times, and no one better be over an avg of 7:30 per mile.
Now move you PIECES OF MEAT
The Tool

I wasn't sure if it completely included me too, BUT I did it anyway. :D My time was 32:48.

[BadMuther]

All of you cherry ass whiny zit faced deppers, you are ordered to go out today and do a 5 mile run, I want you to post your times, and no one better be over an avg of 7:30 per mile.
Now move you PIECES OF MEAT
The Tool

I wasn't sure if it completely included me too, BUT I did it anyway. :D My time was 32:48.

Man, good time Kelly!

[Hoover]

I wasn't sure if it completely included me too, BUT I did it anyway. :D My time was 32:48.

Great time Kelly! Show em how it's done!

[deleon275]

All of you cherry ass whiny zit faced deppers, you are ordered to go out today and do a 5 mile run, I want you to post your times, and no one better be over an avg of 7:30 per mile.
Now move you PIECES OF MEAT
The Tool

I wasn't sure if it completely included me too, BUT I did it anyway. :D My time was 32:48.

You must be a super athlete, congrats. I dont think anyone in my platoon and probably hardly anyone in my company could even do a 5 mile in that short of a time. Why aren't you in the olympics?

[Tool175]

Now thats a great time Kelly, you see you fuckin cherries, that is what it is about. Sub 7 avg that is phenomenal.
The Tool

[Rock Island Ranger]

All of you cherry ass whiny zit faced deppers, you are ordered to go out today and do a 5 mile run, I want you to post your times, and no one better be over an avg of 7:30 per mile.
Now move you PIECES OF MEAT
The Tool

I wasn't sure if it completely included me too, BUT I did it anyway. :D My time was 32:48.

NO, Kelly....5 Miles, not 1 mile.

[Ranger2]

All of you cherry ass whiny zit faced deppers, you are ordered to go out today and do a 5 mile run, I want you to post your times, and no one better be over an avg of 7:30 per mile.
Now move you PIECES OF MEAT
The Tool

I wasn't sure if it completely included me too, BUT I did it anyway. :D My time was 32:48.

Were you a cross country runner or are you sure it was 5 miles? That is a awful good time. Just wondering.

Ranger2

[Phulano]

I ran 6 miles in 46 minutes yesterday. Not a depper, but figured Id sound off anyways since nobody else felt like doing PT yesterday. Thats fine. When you go downrange just tell your Drill SGT's or SGT Airbornes or whoever that you dont feel like doing PT. They will be very understanding. If not you can always go on sick call.

Edit: Great time Kelly!

[Spartan]

I wasn't sure if it completely included me too, BUT I did it anyway. :D My time was 32:48.

What's the name of the CSM who was running behind you yelling at you to move your ass the whole time?