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Sheila B. Aloof nurse

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A nurse walks into the bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up to the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizes her mistake. She says, "Well thats great......just great......Some asshole's got my pen!"




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Post by Bugsy »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You're on a roll this morning Brother.....did you change medication???? :wink:
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Post by straightshooter »

:lol: :lol: :lol: so that explains the ink in my sheets this morning :lol: :lol:
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Post by Hoover »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :!:
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Post by rgrpuck »

thats some funny SHIT
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