The Heathen Returns...

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » November 19th, 2004, 5:28 am

Hello Rangers.In my first intro I mentioned that Hadji had me so pissed I was thinking of lurking my way back in.Well...I'm chuckin' the ruck on again.It's official today and I'll have my knees in the breeze in no time.

Warning DEPs,RIPPEES e.t.c:I'll be haunting Ft Benning.Our community there is small.My accent is as thick as a fat girls' turd.Don't come trotting up thinking we're aquainted because if you're RIPEE I'll drag by your fuckin' nostrils straight to RGR H8Train and tell him I caught you fucking a squirrell and you refused to share with your buddies.He will fuck you up for that.

If you're a DEP all that will remain of you is a twelve point cache report. :D

I'm going to reward myself with a pint! :D RLTfuckin'W!!!!

ManchuLeg · Post by **ManchuLeg** » November 19th, 2004, 7:23 am

Congratulations to you Ranger Kilted Heathen!
I really wish I could join you and I considered doing the same for quite some time but was advised of the following:

A prior service "leg" that's 30 years old...
Is going to stay a "leg" that's 30 years old outside of choosing my duty station...

It's nice to see PS getting the opportunity to get back where they want to be and I'll feel safer knowing good men like yourself continue to protect myself and my family.

ertdoc222 · Post by **ertdoc222** » November 19th, 2004, 7:41 am

Congrats Ranger KH, I hope the contact info I gave you was helpful. I have known that Rnager SFC for about 11 years and he is one of the most solid folks I know. PM inbound, and how about a link-up around thanksgiving in the Atlanta area for a drink......
ertdoc222
statesboro, GA

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » November 19th, 2004, 11:48 am

Good Luck Ye Kilted Heathen,
I'll hoist a few jars in your honour tonight! and please; "pray for me my wife is Irish". All The Best & RLTW!!!!!!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » November 19th, 2004, 12:58 pm

ertdoc222 wrote:Congrats Ranger KH, I hope the contact info I gave you was helpful. I have known that Rnager SFC for about 11 years and he is one of the most solid folks I know. PM inbound, and how about a link-up around thanksgiving in the Atlanta area for a drink......
ertdoc222
statesboro, GA

Atlanta??? Y'all need to come north and link in a place where we're appreciated (here)

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » November 19th, 2004, 2:37 pm

Excellent news, Brother! Give 'em Hell!
RLTW
EP

VAK · Post by **VAK** » November 19th, 2004, 4:02 pm

Get Some!!!

usaftacp

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » November 20th, 2004, 1:43 am

Good luck but leave the kilt home. As you lean over a wall a horny soldier may see his chance to get a fresh piece of ass!

So, if you decide to wear your kilt, keep both your head and your ass down!

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » November 20th, 2004, 3:37 am

Good luck. I'll be havin that Ouzo now. Again.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » November 20th, 2004, 4:27 am

Hey,Ranger Steadfast.

Why does a Scotsman wear a kilt?

A sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!

Vee · Post by **Vee** » November 20th, 2004, 4:31 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:Hey,Ranger Steadfast.

Why does a Scotsman wear a kilt?

A sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!

FUCK!

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

THAT'S the fucking problem!

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » November 20th, 2004, 5:31 am

Problem?No,no my son.That was the fuckin' solution!

...boy...some people... :?

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » November 20th, 2004, 7:51 am

My accent is as thick as a fat girls' turd

:D :D :D

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman ?

Mick Jagger says "Hey you get off of my cloud."

A Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe !"