A kid after my own heart

[Slowpoke]

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks, in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little."

"And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd
love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."

Her father's heart swells with pride and he looks at his daughter with
new found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever
heard!"

"I know," Melissa says. "And once that gets him out in the open, the
Rangers could blow the shit out of him."

[Kilted Heathen]

That just made my fuckin' day!

[jester]

That was a good one i especialy like the ending.