A rancher’s horse kicked his mother-in-law to death. An extra large crowd, mostly men, turned out for the funeral.
The minister commented, “This lady must have been mighty popular for so many people to be willing to leave their work and come to her funeral.”
“They’re not here for the funeral,” replied the rancher. “They've come to buy the horse.”
A Popular Horse
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A Popular Horse
Ranger Class 8-82
C Co 2/75 80-83-HCMTC 83-85
Drill Sgt 85-87-Sapper Instructor 87-89
A Co 2/75 89-90-G3 I Corps 90-91
I Corps LRSC 91-93-7th RTB RI 94-95
Retired 95
"I'd rather spend 10 seconds in the saddle, than a life time of watching from the stands." Chris Ledoux
C Co 2/75 80-83-HCMTC 83-85
Drill Sgt 85-87-Sapper Instructor 87-89
A Co 2/75 89-90-G3 I Corps 90-91
I Corps LRSC 91-93-7th RTB RI 94-95
Retired 95
"I'd rather spend 10 seconds in the saddle, than a life time of watching from the stands." Chris Ledoux
Re: A Popular Horse
Ranger rangerjd, I wish I had met that horse 20 years ago.
"My religious convictions teach me to feel as safe in battle as if I were safe asleep in bed. The time of my death is fixed. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson
Re: A Popular Horse
I liked my 1 st wife's mother. Every big religious holiday my mother-in-law & her mother (who was 13 when her daughter was born - in the old country, Sicily) started cooking (their feasts) 3 days before the holiday. After the holiday I asked my mother-in-law for a printed menu before the next holiday - I never saw & ate so much before.
When wife & I divorced so went the good eats too.
When wife & I divorced so went the good eats too.
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
