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Shallow Grave
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Post by Shallow Grave »

Good one Ranger Sobersides. Just one more example of why I should never get married :!:
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JB
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:lol: :lol:

This poor fucker needs counseling or have his own talk show or something.
AD 1993-1998
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SRR2R
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Post by SRR2R »

My favorite part:

5. Bought herself "implants" of the chest variety AFTER we split. Could not have done this while we were together.

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Post by JB »

No, no, the best part was
When I got the fork lift to bring her in and see what was happening,
You can just feel the hate. :lol:
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the_machine
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Post by the_machine »

It just goes to show you... :roll:
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Why did I re-enlist?...the scenery changes, the pay is good and i get to play with dynamite.
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