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BRISTOL, Tennessee -- Tens of thousands of race fans in Bristol, Tenn. kept law enforcement busy this weekend, but one arrest still has many people talking.

Police said they arrested Joshua Greene, 27, from Parkersburg, West Virginia for streaking through a crowded parking lot off of Route 394 Saturday afternoon. "I'm walking up through here and here he comes, back up and stops in front of the band waving and spinning in circles and stuff," explained Tim Lee, a witness.

Police were able to chase Greene and caught up with him in a nearby neighborhood. As police charged him, they discovered a wild animal in his car. "With that we found also they were in possession, he and a companion were in possession of a raccoon," said Matt Austin, Bristol, Tenn. police.

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I was really glad to see that he was charged with public drunkeness.....I'd hate to think that he did that shit sober!
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Right now I have the Benny Hill music in my head.

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K.Ingraham wrote:Seventies nostalgia?
Intoxicated NASCAR fans ! It will not surprise me to find out that the racoon is positive for Rabies.
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Flesh Thorn wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Seventies nostalgia?
Intoxicated NASCAR fans ! It will not surprise me to find out that the racoon is positive for Rabies.
Or pregnant.....
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