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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive, and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons ?

Believe it or not, it's a Congress.

Maybe this explains what comes out of Washington, D.C.
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Makes sense to me :lol: :lol:

Sorta like a "Boondoggle of Obamas" :wink:
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Well if we think of progress as an improvement; what is congress?
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