A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the Major to their headquarters, the French General began to question him.
"Why do your English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" exclaimed the French General.
In his bland English way, the Major informed the General that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
This little-known historical fact clearly explains why, from that day until now, all French Army Officers wear brown pants.
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There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Colin Powell
Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
Because the Germans like to march in the shade.
Oldie, but goodie.
Because the Germans like to march in the shade.
Oldie, but goodie.
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"Praise no the day until evening has come; a woman until she is burnt; a sword until it is tried; a maiden until she is married; ice until it has been crossed; beer until it has been drunk."
-Viking Proverb
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RW Aviator 2012-Present
RS Class 06-08
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"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams