Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb
making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
> "If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
> "I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in
my butt"
> "I do not understand," said the other.
> The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an
oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American
flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
> He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
> I said, "No shit?"
the cork
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