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NeverSayDie
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whats the difference?

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whats the difference between a terrorist and a trampoline?












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Cant jump on a trampoline with your boots on. 8)
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Who's going to stop someone or see someone if they are alone on the trampoline?

Meanwhile, POTUS brought SEALs up on charges (Court Marshall) for punching & subduing a terrorist - so now you are going to stomp on a terrorist knowing this?

50 push up - when you read this and another 50 before you post in this forum again.
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ROTC PT Scores:
2min P/U: 45
2min S/U: 70
2m run: 18:16

With these PT scores you oughta be thanking Ranger Steadfast for his advice. Work hard now. Have fun later.
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cams wrote:ROTC PT Scores:
2min P/U: 45
2min S/U: 70
2m run: 18:16

With these PT scores you oughta be thanking Ranger Steadfast for his advice. Work hard now. Have fun later.

:shock:

HOLY FREAKING FRAKING POND-WATER, BATMAN !!!!!

Did ya run that two miler backwards uphill in 4 feet of snow carrying a 125 pound ruck and .50 cal OR WHAT !!!???? :?
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RANGER513 wrote:
cams wrote:ROTC PT Scores:
2min P/U: 45
2min S/U: 70
2m run: 18:16

With these PT scores you oughta be thanking Ranger Steadfast for his advice. Work hard now. Have fun later.

:shock:

HOLY FREAKING FRAKING POND-WATER, BATMAN !!!!!

Did ya run that two miler backwards uphill in 4 feet of snow carrying a 125 pound ruck and .50 cal OR WHAT !!!???? :?
NO SHIT! WOW!!!! I am pretty sure this 47 year old 230 lb Ranger can still best that weak ass shit. Son ............ YOU AIN'T got time for jokes. Smoke yourself! :wink:
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Actually this 50 year old, 230 pound Ranger has run a two miler recently and I did it in 17 minutes. So yes, you are slower than an old fat guy
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Ranger Steadfast,

All Push ups completed.

Ranger Cams,

Roger. Just did a two mile diagnostic and came in at 18:17. When I started I was barely taping in, unable to do ten proper push ups and running 22:30's. I made fantastic progress at first but leveled off in the last few months. My push ups peaked at 60 and have slowly plummeted. Since then I've let myself get lazy. I've started drilling with ROTC and have been making progress with my push ups and sit ups, the run obviously still needs serious improvement. No excuses. I will do better.
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