HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
“Cooter"
Southern Security
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Southern Security
I never wore a cape, but I still have my dog tags.
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173rd Abn LRRP...'66/'67
C/1/506 101st Abn
B/2/325 82nd Abn
Experienced Peek Freak!!
173rd Abn LRRP...'66/'67
C/1/506 101st Abn
B/2/325 82nd Abn
Re: Southern Security
As we use to say in the artillery "accurate AND sufficent" (that means nail on the head for ya'll up Nawth!) 
1st Ranger Bn 86-92, C Co, HHC, Bn COLT, RHQ 94-95 Ranger Class 14-87 MFF 05 May 88
"Life is like a drop zone, sometimes you just miss the whole damn thing!"
"Life is like a drop zone, sometimes you just miss the whole damn thing!"
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rgrokelley
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Re: Southern Security
Every now and then I see a news story on TV about someone getting beat up, while everyone else watches, or some POS enviromentalist burning someone's truck. I usually turn to my wife and say "that shit wouldn't happen in Alabama" (or whatever other Southern state happens to come to mind).
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A & C Company, 3rd Ranger Battalion 1984-1986
2/325, 82nd Airborne 1979-1984
F Company, 51st LRSU 1986-1988
5th Special Forces Group 1989-1995
3rd Special Forces Group 1997-1999
RS - DHG 5-85
2/325, 82nd Airborne 1979-1984
F Company, 51st LRSU 1986-1988
5th Special Forces Group 1989-1995
3rd Special Forces Group 1997-1999
RS - DHG 5-85
Re: Southern Security
Glenn Beck was talking yesterday about this very topic yesterday & showed two recent brawls where no one jumped in to stop it. One was 2 ladies (one with 2 kids) beating up another lady & the 2nd was two groups of girls fighting when a worker tried to break it up, she was pounced upon by both groups & no one else tried to help the poor good samatarian lady.rgrokelley wrote:Every now and then I see a news story on TV about someone getting beat up, while everyone else watches, or some POS enviromentalist burning someone's truck. I usually turn to my wife and say "that shit wouldn't happen in Alabama" (or whatever other Southern state happens to come to mind).
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Unbelievalbe, new thing is to stand back and record it.
Then this a.m. was watching the Weather Channel & the girl announcer said, "send in your pic & we will make it worth your while." iwitness@weatherchannel.com
Good shit "Poke!
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
