Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.
'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.
'Michael O'Connor and me had a fight,' says Paddy.
'That little O'Connor,' says Sean, 'He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.'
'That he did,' says Paddy, 'a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.'
'Well,' says Sean, 'you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?'
That I did,' said Paddy, 'Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight.'
Paddy Murphy
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Paddy Murphy
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hang it, FIRE!!!!
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hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
Re: Paddy Murphy
ME TOO!Lunch wrote:I really, really like that.
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Experienced Peek Freak!!
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C/1/506 101st Abn
B/2/325 82nd Abn
Re: Paddy Murphy
Concure!Slowpoke wrote:ME TOO!Lunch wrote:I really, really like that.
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42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Re: Paddy Murphy
Too funny and goes to prove that old adage that "some things are just worth taking an ass-whippin' for!"
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"Life is like a drop zone, sometimes you just miss the whole damn thing!"
"Life is like a drop zone, sometimes you just miss the whole damn thing!"