There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought ''These taser guns are well worth the money.''
New way to pick up chicks
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New way to pick up chicks
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought ''These taser guns are well worth the money.''
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought ''These taser guns are well worth the money.''
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
Re: New way to pick up chicks
Great.
Now ya went and done it ! Ranger Cams & Ranger Ingraham are rushing to thier nearest surplus store RIGHT NOW to buy tasers !
Now ya went and done it ! Ranger Cams & Ranger Ingraham are rushing to thier nearest surplus store RIGHT NOW to buy tasers !
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
Re: New way to pick up chicks
I can see Ingraham running to the store, but doesn't Cams have an issued one?RANGER513 wrote:Great.
Now ya went and done it ! Ranger Cams & Ranger Ingraham are rushing to thier nearest surplus store RIGHT NOW to buy tasers !
......just like yours? Do you keep score?
RLTW
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
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Re: New way to pick up chicks
If you think you've seen me running, you've got another think coming!Lefty wrote:[I can see Ingraham running...
Besides, I don't need a taser, gals react positively to my electrifying personality.
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2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
Re: New way to pick up chicks
Yeah, I am pretty sure they are illegal in NY. I guess substituting pepper spray won't have the same effect?Baseplate wrote:I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought ''These taser guns are well worth the money.''
If you want to be successful at anything, you'll need to develop a never quit attitude. Don't let life happen to you. Grab it by the throat and make life dance to your tune.
Ranger KW Driver
Ranger KW Driver
Re: New way to pick up chicks
Makes their hair stand on end?K.Ingraham wrote:If you think you've seen me running, you've got another think coming!Lefty wrote:[I can see Ingraham running...
Besides, I don't need a taser, gals react positively to my electrifying personality.
RLTW
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
