The mother quickly dismounts, throws on some clothes, and runs downstairs to find her son.
She finds him in front of the t.v. playing video games. The little boy asks, " Mommy, what were you doing bouncing up and down on top of daddy ? "
The mother quickly thinks, and then replies, " Well, Junior, you know how daddy's tummy kinda sticks out. Sometimes I have to get on top of him and push it back down. "
Her son says, " Oh Mommy. You're wasting your time. "
The mother, curious, says, " Why is that, Junior ? "
Junior answers, " Because whenever you go shopping at the store, the lady from across the street comes over, gets on her knees in front of daddy, and blows his tummy back up. "
