A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, " Please come over here and help
Me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started. "
Her boyfriend asks, " What is it supposed to be when it's finished ? "
The blonde says, " According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster. "
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
" First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. "
He takes her hand and says, " Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then .........." he said with a deep sigh.........
" Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box. "
Puzzle
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Re: Puzzle
Hilarious.
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Active service 01/67-12/73
Ranger Class 10-68
2/27 Inf 25th Inf Div Vietnam 01/69-01/70
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.” – Joseph Heller, Catch-22
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Re: Puzzle
clean-up on aisle 3.... corn flakes
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Jenny
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"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
Re: Puzzle
was she hot?
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RIP/PRC
Ranger Instructor 4th RTB
H co LRS
WTC
MUTC
#8-91
"I will never out rank stupid people"
Mentor to Myself