Two guys are talking about what to get their wives for Christmas, one guy says, "I'm gonna get my wife two pieces of jewelry, that way if she doesn't like one, she's bound to like the other one right?"
The second guy looks at him and says, "Ok then... I'm gonna get my wife a sweater and a dildo. If she doesn't like the sweater she can go fuck herself."
:D
2 gifts for Christmas
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2 gifts for Christmas
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: 2 gifts for Christmas
ok, you are either really late to the party or getting a very early start for next yr?
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RIP/PRC
Ranger Instructor 4th RTB
H co LRS
WTC
MUTC
#8-91
"I will never out rank stupid people"
Mentor to Myself
Re: 2 gifts for Christmas
Still, that was some funny shit right there!
Rgrwest
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B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
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RC 13-87
C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
HHC, 1-30 INF, 3-3 ID, 04-06 (OPS SGM)
OPSGRP, JRTC, 06-07 (TF SGM)
G3, SETAF (Vicenza, Italy) 07-09 (G3 SGM)
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Re: 2 gifts for Christmas
OK, Who's going to be the first contestant on "Big Balls" a new reality show where you can get beat to death in your sleep?
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Re: 2 gifts for Christmas
FIST TEAM LTR wrote:OK, Who's going to be the first contestant on "Big Balls" a new reality show where you can get beat to death in your sleep?
Tread lightly, she know's where you sleep.2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
