A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
No shit!!! (pun fully intended)
I noticed the same thing...but it wasn't because of the roll not fitting (I have the standard fuctard residental holders), but I kept getting shit on my pinky finger...I have wiped my own ass for almost all 40 of my years and never (well hardly ever) gotten shit on my pinky finger...comes to find out...yup....1/2" less width on the disposable crap towels.
We should start a petition or a website or some friggin thing...I am really pissed (and pooped) about this shit.
I noticed the same thing...but it wasn't because of the roll not fitting (I have the standard fuctard residental holders), but I kept getting shit on my pinky finger...I have wiped my own ass for almost all 40 of my years and never (well hardly ever) gotten shit on my pinky finger...comes to find out...yup....1/2" less width on the disposable crap towels.
We should start a petition or a website or some friggin thing...I am really pissed (and pooped) about this shit.
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
This whole thing seems shitty to me?
Seriously, are you shitting me?
What kind of shit is this?
I could go on, but I digress...................
Seriously, are you shitting me?
What kind of shit is this?
I could go on, but I digress...................
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C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
This isn't the only place this shit applies. try buying a pound of butter......
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
I just pissed myself laughing so hard ......
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
rgrpuck wrote:I just pissed myself laughing so hard ......
This is a sad commetary for several reasons.
1. That a mother fucker would be so bored that he would even give a shit about the size of the roll.
2. That another less aged mother fucker would not only agree with him but then relate a story about getting shit on his pinky finger. FYI: Same story relater would fuck any woman in the ass and get his junk covered with shit and dance gleefully yet complain about his pinky finger.
3. That yet another comes along and somhow related that a pound of fucking butter is somehow connected to this tale. (tail)
My gawd......and you fucktards give me shit about my age and Geritol? Least when I drink enough of it I dont give a shit about paper and would just as soon shit my pants and use the cat to wipe my ass.
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
I wonder if the government and/or environmentalists are behind this...
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
I just found out that a Mac will withstand a full on Copenhagen blast.
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
I just use Bounty. It's the quicker picker upper, and it's a foot wide!
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
OK...I don't care who you are...thats fuckin funny right there....Lunch wrote:...
I'm thinking you just need to re-zero if 4"X4" isn't adequate.
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
Too good to sit the paper on the counter like the rest of us are ya?Zonk 1/75 wrote:For those of you that can not focus…………………
The tissue issue at hand here is not the inadequateness of a 4”x4” swath, but the fact that the roll does not remain on the holder. We are talking hitting the floor and rolling out the door. Serious shit indeed!
I emailed Georgia-Pacific and Kimberly-Clark condemning their action…… I will post any replies.
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
Nothing to do with government or the greenies.
Just a backdoor way of raising prices. Look into propane pricing lately? Price per refill is the same but you get less gas now, your retailer can't do much about it since the distributors initiated the practice of shortfills.
People immediately notice a price increase but short them instead on a little product & the net result is the same without the pissing & moaning.
Just a backdoor way of raising prices. Look into propane pricing lately? Price per refill is the same but you get less gas now, your retailer can't do much about it since the distributors initiated the practice of shortfills.
People immediately notice a price increase but short them instead on a little product & the net result is the same without the pissing & moaning.
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Re: A Dirty Stinking Secret (Exposing the Toilet Paper Scam)
Yes, like everything, you can blame this on the government too (why not?).
The economy went into the the fucking dumpster, and since we printed money like it was worthless paper (wait... huh?) all prices logically must go up. But if prices go up, the consumers will be pissed and quit buying anything except the "must have" items. So the businesses have been shrinking everything, and charging the same. Your box of Lucky Charms may be the same size, but inside it is a lot less cereal. I buy chicken breasts, in a big family pack, that used to have 8 chicken breasts in it. Now I'm lucky if I get five. This is a way to keep the consumer happy (but stupid) without having to raise the price on anything.
This is the unintended consequence of the economy. So now shit gets on your pinky and your toilet paper rolls on the floor.
Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss
The economy went into the the fucking dumpster, and since we printed money like it was worthless paper (wait... huh?) all prices logically must go up. But if prices go up, the consumers will be pissed and quit buying anything except the "must have" items. So the businesses have been shrinking everything, and charging the same. Your box of Lucky Charms may be the same size, but inside it is a lot less cereal. I buy chicken breasts, in a big family pack, that used to have 8 chicken breasts in it. Now I'm lucky if I get five. This is a way to keep the consumer happy (but stupid) without having to raise the price on anything.
This is the unintended consequence of the economy. So now shit gets on your pinky and your toilet paper rolls on the floor.
Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss
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