Black testicles

[Warriorwife]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong
with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....


' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -


b a c k ? '

[Jim]

[Rangertab1]

Not bad woman. Not as good as Jim's penguins.........but not unfunny at all.

[KyGoose]

The doctor walks in and sits down next to the patient with a sad look on his face and says, "I have some bad news....you have cancer." The patient sits motionless in shock.

The doctors says, "It gets worse though, you also have Alzheimer's, I'm so sorry."

The patient states, "Well, it could be worse, at least I don't have cancer."