It's so dry in Texas:

[Jim]

I just got a call from the Pastor of Disaster. He says it's so dry in San Antonio Texas............

that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling

the Methodists are using wet-wipes

the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks

and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry

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