A biker walks into a bar...

[Trigger]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
Tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the
Bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender
Serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
Yes?' She inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, are you the young lady
Who gives the hand-jobs?'
Yes, she smiles and purrs, I sure am.'
The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands.
I want a cheeseburger.'

[Boudicca]

Ya got me, I didn't even see that one comin'!

[LEROY]

That's funny right thar!

[289sotherhalf]