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LLUbetterhalf
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SHART (shärt) Vulgar Slang verb, intransitive

shart•ed, shart•ing, sharts

1. To accidentally expel shit through the anus; mistaking a dump for a fart.

noun

1. A usually wet discharge of liquid anus, usually occurring in the region of IRAQ

(also see Montezuma’s Revenge)
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What's the "taint"
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A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.


200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
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No that was good though.
:lol: :lol:

The "Taint" is the spot between the pussy and the asshole.. hence it ain't pussy and it ain't ass, it's the taint.
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sorry, should have clarified that was for her.

everyone knows what a taint is...
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200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me

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Post by LLUbetterhalf »

KW Driver wrote:sorry, should have clarified that was for her.

everyone knows what a taint is...
Ranger KW Driver,

I should have caught that one but alas, I have dial up at work and was unable to view the video... I spent the 30 minutes waiting for the video to upload and that was some funny shit... ohhh, excuse the pun!
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