HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND (tooo funny!!!!)

[LLUbetterhalf]

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach
in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk
of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple".

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, ‘That's once.’â€

[Goog]

[quote="LLUbetterhalf"]A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach
in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk
of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple".

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, ‘That's once.’â€

[Mr_Handsome]

Whatever; I would have left the dumb bitch there to figure out out how to survive with the dead horse (SHE RELIED ON FOR TRANSPORT ). The same one she killed.


I would have showed back up a week later to find both dead.
I would have then pissed on her skull and gave the horse a proper burial.

Now that shit is funny

[RTO]

Whatever; I would have left the dumb bitch there to figure out out how to survive with the dead horse (SHE RELIED ON FOR TRANSPORT ). The same one she killed.


I would have showed back up a week later to find both dead.
I would have then pissed on her skull and gave the horse a proper burial.

Now that shit is funny

15 yard penalty for the male basher and Rangers have possesion of the ball!

[LLUbetterhalf]

Wife has gun..... who becomes the pack mule and who has the horse??? HAHAHAHA

I get the hint though, no more male bashing joke!

Testosterone waters... no wake zone!

[Goog]

[quote="LLUbetterhalf"]
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, ‘That's twice.’â€

[42L5V]

Pretty fucking good.



Actually, we honeymooned at Montego Bay...