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abnhawk wrote:
IEDmagnet wrote:Agreed. That was the biggest piece of shite. I would like to punch them all in the grundle.
:lol:

Just when you think it's safe to take a drink, you read some shit like this. Sayonara keyboard. Thanks
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Found this very entertaining! Enjoy!
Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off

1. "Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn't win."

2. "Didn't your lady parts warn you this would happen?"

3. "Look at the Bright Side, Gay marriage passed in four states."

4. "Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn't that the important thing?"

5. "I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he'll send you a postcard from Hawaii."

6. "Well, look at the bright side, Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase."

7. "Hey! Now you'll have more time to play with your unicorn."

8. "Isn't it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?"

9. "Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common."

10. "Forward!"
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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As posted in several places, nice vid, but it is fake.
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Lefty wrote:As posted in several places, nice vid, but it is fake.
The link, read the notes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjOljUMc-Nc
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Home on block leave, and feel out of place. Weird.
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NeverSayDie wrote:Home on block leave, and feel out of place. Weird.
Welcome to the rest of your life. There is no path that will take you further from what you find in malls, watching 'reality' TV, or posting on Facebook than the one you walk now.

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RangerX wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:Home on block leave, and feel out of place. Weird.
Welcome to the rest of your life. There is no path that will take you further from what you find in malls, watching 'reality' TV, or posting on Facebook than the one you walk now.

Embrace that which sets you apart, and weep for those that wallow in self absorbed mediocrity.
Could not have said it better!
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RangerX wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:Home on block leave, and feel out of place. Weird.
Welcome to the rest of your life. There is no path that will take you further from what you find in malls, watching 'reality' TV, or posting on Facebook than the one you walk now.

Embrace that which sets you apart, and weep for those that wallow in self absorbed mediocrity.
I sure as shit don't wrap for them... I sure as shit think about stabbing them in the throat though.


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RMP-RLTW wrote:
RangerX wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:Home on block leave, and feel out of place. Weird.
Welcome to the rest of your life. There is no path that will take you further from what you find in malls, watching 'reality' TV, or posting on Facebook than the one you walk now.

Embrace that which sets you apart, and weep for those that wallow in self absorbed mediocrity.
I sure as shit don't wrap for them... I sure as shit think about stabbing them in the throat though.


Ryan
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Wrap?
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Jim wrote:
RMP-RLTW wrote:
RangerX wrote: Welcome to the rest of your life. There is no path that will take you further from what you find in malls, watching 'reality' TV, or posting on Facebook than the one you walk now.

Embrace that which sets you apart, and weep for those that wallow in self absorbed mediocrity.
I sure as shit don't wrap for them... I sure as shit think about stabbing them in the throat though.


Ryan
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Wrap?

WEEP! Damn auto correct!!!


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Seen elsewhere:

"Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless."
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Why should people own cars that can exceed the speed limit ?
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