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My students always wonder what I think is cold, whenever I hear them sniveling about being outside and it is 40 degrees.

Well, today is cold. 7 degrees in Fort Bragg.

I could do a joke about global warming but it is too cold for that.

Fuck it.
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rgrokelley wrote: I could do a joke about global warming but it is too cold for that.

Fuck it.
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Frozen dog crap is a lot easier to scoop up than fresh dog crap!⛄
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Slowpoke wrote:Frozen dog crap is a lot easier to scoop up than fresh dog crap!⛄
Indeed it is!
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Until it dropped to -30, I didn't know my golden retriever could tap dance!
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Freedom of speech does not mean a lack of consequences. Fucking asshats.

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rangertough wrote:Freedom of speech does not mean a lack of consequences. Fucking asshats.

Tough
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Truth. :)

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Took a spill on the ice last week, got x-rays and prognosis, E.R. said for me to see a podiatrist.
Today saw that Dr, brought along copies of the x-rays, Said I was very lucky for my type of fall.
I wonder if subconsciously I did a PLF after after falling down the stairwell.

Then [he] related to tell me a gymnast he knows also slipped on the ice and broke three bones in her leg.
So bottom line - I am doing better than even gymnast.
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A day on this side of the grass Brother.....I'm just grateful for that.

And the fact that it was only dispatchers causing my forehead vein to bulge....my officers recognized critical mass on my Bullshit receivers.


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IEDmagnet wrote:A day on this side of the grass Brother.....I'm just grateful for that.
Me too!
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rangertough wrote:Freedom of speech does not mean a lack of consequences. Fucking asshats.

Tough
There was a recording of a young Marine I heard several years ago, it was somehow related to the tv series Generation Kill, and went something like this; "Sure you have the right to say anything you want about the war. And I have the right to punch you in your fucking mouth if I don't like it."
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Steadfast wrote:Took a spill on the ice last week, got x-rays and prognosis, E.R. said for me to see a podiatrist.
Today saw that Dr, brought along copies of the x-rays, Said I was very lucky for my type of fall.
I wonder if subconsciously I did a PLF after after falling down the stairwell.

Then [he] related to tell me a gymnast he knows also slipped on the ice and broke three bones in her leg.
So bottom line - I am doing better than even gymnast.
Glad you're alrite Stead, icey stairs an shit are no joke. Now, you may be doing better than a gymnast, but I still don't want to see any pics of you in yoga pants.
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cams wrote:but I still want to see any pics of you in yoga pants.
:shock:
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RangerX wrote:
cams wrote:but I still want to see any pics of you in yoga pants.
:shock:
Don't worry I only wear them at home. Thanks.
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